“You, Me, and The Internet.” – John D. Aguon



By John D. Aguon @lttlgnt

So much has happened.

SO much has happened since my last entry.

I’ve been on crazy whirlwind, riding up and down life’s proverbial roller coaster. I love it though. I owe a lot to the masses. Seeing all of your updates. Sally got a new job. Bob got married.  There are People moving on up, even some of you to the east side. Seriously though, I owe a lot to the lives people broadcast online. For some reason I tune in. I see all of your success whether it is exaggerated or not. It fuels my gas guzzling fire! Well, I’ve been on the opposite side of the spectrum. John can’t afford rent. John needs a job. John could be a massive failure.

It was a dark place.


Very dark and I owe it to the Internet.

What are we doing?  Sometimes I wonder what my life would be without the World Wide Web, constantly updating my every move. Trying to live up to the Facebook standard of living. Don’t get me wrong; I’m the first to admit that I LOVE broadcasting my whereabouts. The Burger joint I claimed to have found. The hike or if you’re going up Runyon, the gradual uphill walk I conquered. You can’t forget the infamous “ I took a picture with a celebrity, and we’re now best friends” Photo.


But, the other day I realized something. I was having just a normal bad day, with a normal headache with a side of normal laziness, when I pulled out my iPhone and started scrolling through my photos. I found a sick picture from a few weeks back, of an awesome time I had with some friends, and of course with a flattering angle (you know high angle make you look skinnier). I filtered the picture, typed in some positive caption and went on to live my normal bad day.

Soon enough.

Blah blah blah, “likes your photo.”

So and so, “likes your photo.”

Finally, I realized. No one REALLY knew how I was living my life. No one knew that I lost my apartment, I lost my job, and I lost my dignity.


Once again, I owe that to the Internet.

But, it’s not all a shit storm. It propelled me to actually living the life I project for everyone to see. I hit the pavement. I got on my feet again and found an incredible apartment and I’m now working for a place where I can say my career can finally grow.

I have to say; there is a light that Facebook, Instagram and other social media sites shines. Seriously though, throughout my life I’ve met some interesting people and rather than drifting apart through the distance and the years, Its pretty awesome to know that there’s a place where I can see little glimpses of your daily lives, triumphs, and families.

I appreciate you all.

I owe it to the Internet.

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Top News from an Insomniac- Lorde is dating an Asian Man…Me?




Seriously, it’s been like four fucking days since I’ve got a good night sleep. I got sick on Sunday, so I guess you can contribute that to my erratic sleeping behavior. But I’ve been up since 3AM looking at people’s blogs about cheese and listening to Candian Indie Music, which isn’t that bad. I’ve tired everything from having sex, masterbating, drinking cough syrup, and I even worked out hard today and I couldn’t fall asleep. This shit better not continue in the next following days or I might just skip the mornings completely. Here is the top news that I found interesting while I was going insane from no sleep.


– Lorde’s boyfriend breaks his silenceShe’s into Asian dudes… I said it!


– Johnny Manziel impresses by pro player time of day.  – He would look good in a San Diego Charger’s uniform- Go Chargers!!!

– Why Is the US Military Averaging More Than a Mission a Day in Africa?

The officers running secret operations there have been calling Africa “the battlefield of tomorrow, today.” 


– Adidas And Pharrell Join Forces For “Long Term” Partnership

adidas announced today a long term partnership with musical super star Pharrell Williams. The first adidas Originals x Pharrell Williams products will debut in the Summer of 2014.  – I want more news about that big dumb hat he has!!!


– Actor Zac Efron Reportedly Punched In Face By Homeless Man On Skid Row – No autographs means no autographs. I’m pretty it was just a a coke deal gone wrong.

– Amazon will reportedly launch free video streaming service Way to be competitive…NOT! 


– Nick Cannon Disses Kim Kardashian As He Reveals He Once Slept With Her – I am that only dude that hasn’t slept with Kim K?

– Robin Thicke Says He and Paula Patton ‘Much Happier’ After Split- I wondering if Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin can say the same thing?


– Teenager Attempts Suicide Because He Couldn’t Take Perfect Selfie

This story should be classified under the category, “FIND YOUR CHILL!”

19-year-old Danny Bowman spent 10 hours each day taking up to 200 pictures of himself on his IPhone but was never satisfied with his results – This is why Instagram has filters to hide your flaws or just hire a photo double.


– Bradley Cooper Might Replace Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones

Bradley Cooper is rumoured to play the lead in the next ‘Indiana Jones’ film. – I’m just hoping Shia LaBeouf got killed in the last movie and I want that little Asian kid back in the movie! Sure, he might be 40 or whatever but fuck he was funny!

– Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Official Trailer) 2014