WRITTEN BY: RYAN FU @FU_BEATZ
Seriously, it’s been like four fucking days since I’ve got a good night sleep. I got sick on Sunday, so I guess you can contribute that to my erratic sleeping behavior. But I’ve been up since 3AM looking at people’s blogs about cheese and listening to Candian Indie Music, which isn’t that bad. I’ve tired everything from having sex, masterbating, drinking cough syrup, and I even worked out hard today and I couldn’t fall asleep. This shit better not continue in the next following days or I might just skip the mornings completely. Here is the top news that I found interesting while I was going insane from no sleep.
– Lorde’s boyfriend breaks his silence – She’s into Asian dudes… I said it!
– Johnny Manziel impresses by pro player time of day. – He would look good in a San Diego Charger’s uniform- Go Chargers!!!
The officers running secret operations there have been calling Africa “the battlefield of tomorrow, today.”
adidas announced today a long term partnership with musical super star Pharrell Williams. The first adidas Originals x Pharrell Williams products will debut in the Summer of 2014. – I want more news about that big dumb hat he has!!!
– Actor Zac Efron Reportedly Punched In Face By Homeless Man On Skid Row – No autographs means no autographs. I’m pretty it was just a a coke deal gone wrong.
– Amazon will reportedly launch free video streaming service – Way to be competitive…NOT!
– Nick Cannon Disses Kim Kardashian As He Reveals He Once Slept With Her – I am that only dude that hasn’t slept with Kim K?
– Robin Thicke Says He and Paula Patton ‘Much Happier’ After Split- I wondering if Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin can say the same thing?
This story should be classified under the category, “FIND YOUR CHILL!”
19-year-old Danny Bowman spent 10 hours each day taking up to 200 pictures of himself on his IPhone but was never satisfied with his results – This is why Instagram has filters to hide your flaws or just hire a photo double.
Bradley Cooper is rumoured to play the lead in the next ‘Indiana Jones’ film. – I’m just hoping Shia LaBeouf got killed in the last movie and I want that little Asian kid back in the movie! Sure, he might be 40 or whatever but fuck he was funny!
– Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Official Trailer) 2014