Introducing the New Orleans Saints’ newest cheerleader — a 40-year-old mother of two.
Mississippi’s Kriste Lewis fended off tough competition from women nearly than half her age to win a spot on the coveted Saintsations team for 2014/15.
The long-time dance instructor, who has 14- and 11-year-old sons, decided to try out for the NFL troop after celebrating her landmark birthday.
She was also inspired by her serious health issue to win one of 36 places.
Age is just a number
An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, “7 points!”
His wife looked at him and said, “What the hell are you doing?”
He simply replied, “Just playing bed football.”
Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one and said, “Tie game – 7,7.”
The husband’s competitive side kicked in and he started starting straining… when suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looks over and said, “Now what’s the score?”
He said, “Still 7,7. End of quarter switch sides!!!”