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So You (Still) Wanna Be A Writer: 10 (More) To-Do’s From a Sociopath (BLW Contributor)

Eye of the Writer

Dear World

Please Kill Me,

Welcome, my tender flock of would be veal -still fighting against the zeitgeist. So you’re back for round two, or as I have tentatively nicknamed it –You didn’t get the hint the first time. I must say that I am proud you haven’t jumped face first into the proverbial concrete, but we all know why you’re reading. You need a foot in the ass from Sir-Tips- A- Lot. Grab yourself a drink and get comfortable. (We’re gonna be here for a while).

Before we jump into things, we’ll start with the idea. If you’ve got one GREAT. This may help see you through. If you don’t (HAHAHAHAHA) #justkidding. But seriously, go do some drugs and come back with one, otherwise you’re basically trying to write in cursive -before you know the alphabet. Now that’s out the way, let’s begin –

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  1. I really like your funny style, had a few laughs. Dropped writing goals long ago, feel the blog is enough for me. But if I can write this funny, would’ve written umpteen books. Real solid guidance too.

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