Written by: Ryan Fu @fu_beatz
G.O.T is soooo good because it has so many great story lines that sometimes you forget a couple of the stories. I mean this show has hot chicks, fighting, sword-play, midgets and even dragons. I totally forgot about the frozen zombies aka the white walkers. This show is totally about the bigger picture, even with everyone’s goals or problems, there is always going to be something bigger than their own stories. It just gives the show a bigger scale and environment, which I like. I do feel like everyone’s path is about to cross and it’s going to be glorious. They say, “Winter is Coming,” but I think it is already here and it’s going to take all the kingdoms to come together to defeat this undead army.
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In the episode opens up with Daenerys Targaryen sending her unsullied, Grey Worm into Meereen to convince the slaves to rise up in order to be free and kill their masters. Like every other city that the Mother of Dragons visited, she easily defeats them and frees the people. She kills the masters and frees the people of Meereen. She also decides to crucify the rest of the leaders in front of the city of Meereen. Daenerys is starting to look and act like a leader having to make decisive decisions for her people.
“I will answer justice with justice.”
Meanwhile, Littlefinger is still with Sansa Stark on his boat ,which she thinks that he killed Joffrey. Littlefinger explains that he could have killed but it could have been more people involved with the king’s death. Littlefinger is one of my favorite characters on the show because I can relate to him as a guy that comes from nothing, who is trying to do whatever he has to do to make it on top of the mountain or in this case, to sit at the throne.
“So many men risk so little to gain little. I’ll risk everything to get what I want, which is everything…”
But we do find out who killed Joffrey but the episode was sooo good, I’m not going to spoil it but I will tell you it is better to be the king then not.
Jaime Lannister is still trying to figure out how to jerk off with his left hand as he finally talks to his brother and realizes that he didn’t kill the king. Jaime tries to explain it to Cersei, but Cersei doesn’t want to hear that shit and wants the Kingslayer to find Sansa Stark and kill her. So, Jaime tasks this job to Brienne and gives her gifts for her trip. He gives her a sword, armor and Podrick. Yay!
I thought I was never going to see Pod again. I think this is going to be a comical but great duo with Brienne and Pod. I really hope something sexual goes one with this two with Brienne of Tarth and Podrick, the pussy slayer.
Further up north, Jon Snow is preparing everyone at Castle Black for the wildings. He is tasked to go to Craster’s Keep to help and defend it from the wildings. At Craster’s Keep, we see Bran Stark with his homies get captured with his dogs. We also see Hodor get mercilessly get flogged by the former men of the Night’s Watch. It was just so sad to see the gentle giant get beat down like that as he screamed, “Hodor…Hodor.” I be honest if he kept saying that over and over again I would have joined in the beat down.
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(Just kidding, take it easy! You guys are cool with incest but not cool watching a DJ get beat down)
This leads to the best part of the episode the White Walkers!!! When General Custer walked into the frame with Mr. Ed and Stewie, I was like, “oh, yeah?!!” (Stoner moment)
The walker carries the baby into an icy ritual site and leaves the baby on the sacrifice table. What looked like the King of the White Walkers, it picked up Stewie and turns him into a White Walker. Winter is Coming, I say, “fuck that, it is already here.” Everyone should get prepared because it’s about to turn into the Walking Dead in this bitch!
Once again, I have not read the books and I don’t know what’s going to happen in future episodes, I am just a fan like you, watching and waiting for who will take the throne. Personally, I sorta want Hodor to the be last DJ standing. Also, if you were wondering, I wrote this while I was totally inebriated. I do it for the fans!