Epic Fail of the Week – This is what happens when you park in the Handicap spot when you’re not Handicapped

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That’s what happens when you park in a handicap spot in Brazil –

Canal BOOM decided to address the issue of handicap parking abuse with a light-hearted prank and covered one illegally parked car with a bunch of Post-It notes.

Do you think it was a great idea to teach the abusive park a lesson? What would you’ve done if you were the guy getting pranked?

The Truth Hurts – Enuff Z’Nuff

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Leader of the Pack – Don’t listen to the Naysayers – Rules of Success (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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True Detective (Episode 6) Church in Ruins – Don’t bring knives to an Orgy

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WRITTEN BY RYAN FU @FU_BEATZ

True Detective – Episode 6 Church in Ruins

Spoiler Alert – Don’t bring knives to an Orgy 

What a comeback from last week’s boring episode of True Detective. This episode had everything you wanted in an episode of TD. For example, it had Frank being what he hates being called a gangsta, Ray being his old wild threatening abusive self again, and tons of T & A. Plenty of people were disappointed including me with last week’s episode after that insane standoff that killed a shit load of people but TD followed it up with a so-so episode that made a lot of people wonder if the writers blew their load early in the season but once again I was happy to be proved wrong again. True Detective is back on track being one of best shows on tv because they aren’t afraid to kill a man with a butter knife in a middle of an orgy.

We will get to the awesome sex party orgy in a second but we have to start off where the last episode left us, which was with Frank and Ray being “Friends” having a normal cup of coffee where they were about to kill each other because Frank gave the wrong information to Ray about his wife’s rapists. But the two men came to an understanding that they didn’t want to die in Frank’s breakfast nook in Glendale. Both men showed their sensitive and violent sides this episode as they acted like nurturing fathers as well as calculating killers. As Frank consoles a young kid, who’s father has recently died. It was nice to see this other side of Frank being nice to a kid, who wasn’t his. Maybe it will change his mind about adoption but his main concern this whole season is gaining back his empire as it leads him to a girl, who might know where that video recorder is but in Frank’s desperation he gets mixed up with the wrong kind of crowd as the Cartel kills the girl because she was working with the cops. Speaking of desperation Ray is finally had enough being on the straight and boring path.

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As the old Ray that we loved in the beginning of the season comes back in full force this episode. After finding out that he killed the wrong rapists, Ray decides to find the real rapists in jail already, which he tells him that he his lucky that he’s behind bars because he was going to fuck him up in a hot minute. Ray was so pumped up that he was going to kill another rapists that he needed to celebrate to let off a little steam. After he came down, he had a bit of clarity about his son, which he thought it was better for the kid that Ray wasn’t doing to be in his life because it was having a negative effect on the kid. So, he comes to understanding with his ex that he would stay away if she doesn’t tell the kid the truth about his real dad, which is probably the guy from Harry Potter. Speaking of whores and wizards, Ani gets caught up in an undercover operation with Ray and Woodrugh, where she pretends to be a high price hooker in a sex party.

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First off, Ani cleans up nicely after a scene with her sister playing with knives looking tougher than Taylor Kitsche. She gets to the party looking like hot dime piece but people always forget that she was a Mean Girl back in the day. Security drugs Ani along with the other girls in order to put them in the mood for the weird sex orgy. Ani tries to stay focus but the drugs start to take effect but not before she finds her missing persons and the boys find clues about land deals with Vinci. The Three Amigos getaway unharmed but unfortunately Ani had to kill a man, which wasn’t the worse part as we could see that she has some underlying issues with her past with a guy that looked like Gallagher the comedian, who murders watermelons. This episode totally killed the last episode, which I hope it continues to rock.

I super glad that True Detective is back on track and with ONLY TWO EPISODES LEFT, I hope it all goes down with a BANG!!!

Fu’s observations:

  • Who do you think would actually win in a staring contest between Ray & Frank?
  • Ray isn’t Whistling Dixie. That rapists has a cheese grader to his balls in his future.
  • I love how Ray’s son watches Friends. Ray is totally Ross and his bitch wife is Rachel.
  • That was a huge mount of blow. People forget you can have a moment of clarity about your life after you drink, sort all the drugs and destroy your apartment.
  • Mexican Standoff with actual Mexicans
  • Does Frank’s Bucket List include avocado trees and Fuck You grilles?
  • Pure MDMA spray? That’s on my Bucket List. I need that my life ASAP Rocky!!!
  • Ani doesn’t get Art but ass play she’s all about it.
  • Ani was totally turned on at the weird sex orgy party right?
  • I wouldn’t be happy in that party because I couldn’t stay focus because there is too much T & A!!! That’s a titty and ass overload for anyone, high or sober!
  • Ani had better knife work when she was high as fuck. That dude did die under 3 mins or less.
  • Great outro song tonight with the band Black Angels “Black Grease”

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Epic Fail of the Week – Woman Freaks out over Chicken McNuggets – Tell your mom to go home…

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According to the Associated Press in TOLEDO, Ohio — A security video from a McDonald’s in Ohio shows a woman punching two restaurant employees and smashing a drive-thru window because she couldn’t get Chicken McNuggets.

The tantrum caught on tape in Toledo earlier this year shows the customer reaching through the drive-thru window, slugging one worker and then another. She then grabs a bottle out of her car and tosses it through the glass window before speeding off.

It happened early on New Year’s Day. Police say Melodi Dushane was angry that McNuggets weren’t being served, because it was breakfast time.

Dushane says she was drunk at the time. She was sentenced to 60 days in jail last month and ordered to pay McDonald’s for the broken window.

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Can we Auto Correct Humanity? – Take Control or Be Controlled

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The Truth Hurts – Don’t Kill my Vibe

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Ant Man in 4DX Review – Are $50 movie tickets worth it?

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WRITTEN BY RYAN FU @FU_BEATZ

Spoiler Alert: Nobody got hurt during the 4DX experience

One of my favorite cartoons back in the day was Ant Man because he was not your typical super hero, even though he did have all the super powers of an Ant, but I liked how the cartoon did not take itself seriously because essentially it was a guy in an ant costume solving and preventing crimes. So, when I heard they were doing an Ant Man movie, I was super excited but then I saw the trailer for the movie, which I felt a bit disappointed that they didn’t go with the animated version of it with the goofy costume. But the nerd in me was going to see the movie regardless if wasn’t as true as the original, which I was pleasantly surprised on how fun the movie was, in which the 4DX experience probably helped with the overall experience. 

4DX allows a motion picture presentation to be augmented with environmental effects such as seat motion, wind, rain, fog, lights, and scents along with the standard video and audio. My mom was raving about it when she traveled a year ago telling me the seats moved. So, I figured Ant Man was a great film to try out in 4DX. The movie itself was fun and exciting. 

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The Ant Man costume wasn’t that bad at all, which I actually thought it was pretty cool on how effective and multi-functioning his suit was during the film. Paul Rudd did an amazing job as the wise cracking cat burglar turned super hero, who loves his adorable daughter. He is willing to do anything to be with her, so he was to help out Michael Douglas character by stealing another version of the Ant Man costume because it would do more harm than good. Evangeline Lilly plays Michael Douglas’s daughter, which I have been a big fan of hers ever since Lost and lately for The Hobbit. She is so hot and she’s an amazing actress, which she was the one of the reasons why like the movie, but of course the 4DX experience totally put me over the top. 

The prices for a 4DX movie is more expensive than your regular movie tickets. Two adults tickets for 4DX came out to close to $50 dollars, along with parking and concession snacks, it comes out to a very taxing day at the movies. But it was worth every dime because it felt like was watching a movie on a rollercoaster. The seats moved along with the action of the movie as water sprinkled on you anytime it was involved, plus you get a light and smoke show on top of the movie. 

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I thought the 4DX was amazing but is too expensive for any regular movie watching experience. It’s great if you have the money to splurge on expensive movie tickets but I think the 4DX is worth the money for special occasions. I would recommend watching Ant Man because it’s a fun family oriented movie and if you have the dough check it out in 4DX because it’s totally worth the expensive prices. 

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Motivation Monday – Chasing your Dreams (Greatness)

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“Greatness is not this wonderful, esoteric, elusive, God-like feature that only the special among us will ever taste. It’s something that truly exists in all of us.”

True Detective (Episode 5) Other Lives – Is it Back Slide City for the show?

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WRITTEN BY RYAN FU @FU_BEATZ

True Detective – Episode 4 Down will Come

Spoiler Alert – All those dead people from the shootout will not comeback as White Walkers

After a thrilling episode, where three of our characters of True Detective got caught up in a Meth lab shoot out, where cops and innocent people died, it took a toll on all three. Now each one of them are dealing with the fallout due to that horrible event. It’s been a good season so far but tonight’s episode was kinda weak and boring like Jessica Fletcher, which was expected after that crazy shoot out but I hoping True Detective picks up again. I don’t remember the first season of True Detective having a dull moment. But I guess nothing good last forever as we can see in this episode with all the characters leading different lives.

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Frank had to move from his mansion because of his financial situation and now runs the club full-time. His wife is totally not on board with his decision but she is willing to stick it out because she is still in love with him. Up til now Frank has done everything for her, but I wonder if leading this old/ new life will jeopardize her life as well as his. But Frank is just trying to hold on to what he has keeping his friends close but even closer with his enemies as he tells Ray, who now works for Frank because he quit being a detective to follow one of his men because he doesn’t trust him. Speaking of trust I don’t Ray’s wife trusts him at all with his kid.

As Ray is fighting tooth and nail with his wife for custody for his kid, in which his lawyer tells him he needs to make more money because lawyers don’t come cheap. But Ray gets an opportunity from the attorney general to help find the real killer of Casper along with the old crew of Ani and Woodrugh. The attorney general promises him that if he does this job, he will not lose his son. For Ani and Woodrugh they want to solve this case in order to go back to their old lives as detectives.

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After the fallout of the shootout, Ani isn’t a detective anymore having to be repositioned to another post in the department as evidence locker nanny. As for Woodrugh, not also is he dealing with the shootout incident, he is also still dealing with that sexual harassment incident with the Hollywood actress. Not to mention he has to deal with his new family and his crazy ass mom. But all these characters are willing to do whatever it takes to get back to their old/new lives because they all believe they deserve more.

The fans of True Detective also deserve more, which I’m hoping that this episode was just a bump in the road for what has been a stellar season of True Detective with excellent storylines and amazing acting. I understand that season one set the bar pretty high but I have hope that the rest of the season can rise to everyone’s expectations. I really hope it isn’t “Back Slide City” for his show.

Fu’s Observations:

  • Nobody is excited to move to Glendale
  • Damn it Ray, not the mustache!!!
  • What is that recorder for? It can’t be for Ray’s son because he wouldn’t understand any of existentialism ideas he’s talking about unless he put them in Justin Bieber examples. Like why is he famous, he’s not talented at all?
  • The sexual harassment meeting for Ani was hysterical. “I really like big dicks, not length but girth. I really have trouble handcuffin that thing. It’s a safe circle isn’t? – Hell yeah it is. Let her share.”
  • I loved Frank’s art piece of the anaconda and the crocodile.
  • The Mexican version of the Cisco Kid
  • “Blue Balls in your heart.” I’m Chinese, then stand in front of a tank.” – Classic Frank
  • Frank hates the word “gangsta” and “infertilization.”
  • I can see Frank as an Organic Farmer that hates to grow anything
  • What the hell Woodrugh’s mom buy with 20 grand? Definitely not a new trailer trash RV.
  • Did Frank really set up Ray with the wrong rapist? Lucy we need a talk…

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