by Ryan Fu •
4 (8-inch) hoagie rolls, homemade preferred
2 3/4 ounces blended canola/ olive oil, 60/40 ratio
10 ounces sliced thin sweet onions in 1/16-inch slices
28 ounces sliced thin rib-eye steak in 1/16-inch slices
2 ounces melted sweet butter
1/4 teaspoon salt
Optional ingredients: homemade tomato sauce, bell peppers, mushrooms, or your favorite cheese
For the hoagies:
Preheat frying pan over medium-high heat. Cut the hoagie rolls horizontally to open up and make a pocket. Add the blended oil to the pan and stir in the onions. Put the steak on top of onions and add 1/2-ounce of the butter. Cover the pan for 2 1/2 minutes. The meat should have a cooked appearance on top and rare underneath. Using a fork and spatula separate steak from the onions. When the meat is cooked add the salt, remaining butter, and provolone. Cover to the pan to melt the cheese. Divide the steak mixture among the hoagie rolls and serve. If you like, you can add the optional ingredients to the steak mixture before serving.
The black buns? We’ve seen those before. But why, Burger King, why black cheese? Why?
NariNari reports that Burger King Japan is rolling out another “Kuro Burger” (“Black Burger”), with buns made from bamboo charcoal, an onion and garlic sauce made with squid ink, beef patties made with black pepper, and black cheese, which is also apparently made with bamboo charcoal.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen black cheese in my entire life. This could be a first for me.
The ugly burger launches nationwide in Japan on September 19 with two varieties – one with salad and one without, but there’s no plans as of yet to bring them to the UK market.
Japan is at the top of the game when it comes to strange snack foods, bizarre burgers, and robot restaurants.
2 scoops chocolate ice cream
1 oz Kahlua
1 oz chocolate liqueur
Muddle 3 Oreos and blend together with ice cream, Kahlua, and liqueur. Pour in glass and garnish with whipped cream and a whole Oreo.
Adverse effects from not drinking enough water include digestive, skin, bladder and kidney problems, fatigue, and even headaches. We need water as much as the air we breathe in! Keeping your body hydrated is not a joke.
Did you know that dehydration actually sets in just before you start feeling thirsty? Sipping water throughout the day is the best way to handle it. Always have a bottle or a glass of water handy! If you’re not a morning person, having two glasses of water right after you wake up will boost up your blood pressure to normal levels, and it’s way healthier than having your first coffee on an empty stomach.
Many of us believe that merely drinking fluids like sweetened juices, soda or tea will hydrate you as well as water does. This is not true. It’s actually the opposite! To deal with the excess sugar and salt you are taking in your body wastes immense amounts of precious water just to clean it out from your system. And if you love your coffee, make sure to drink one extra glass of water for every cup you have.
Drinking water regularly speeds up your metabolism and makes you feel more ‘full’. You will eat less once you start drinking more! It’s the safest and healthiest way to lose weight. Drink up!
Dr. Oz said this on Oprah! And as the women, in the audience, giggled and Oprah blushed, I wondered how many women fell in love with Dr. Oz that day, and how many more wondered how much weight their husband was capable of losing.
And if it’s not working, it’s not just an ego issue—it’s a physical health issue.” Dr. Oz was on a roll, and as shocking as that statement was (although not as much as the first one) I did what any man with a penis would do, I asked a urologist.
Losing weight has many advantages. As the fat pad over the supra-pubic area decreases, the penis essentially comes out of its hiding area. This doesn’t mean that the penis truly becomes longer.
However, the part of penis that hangs out of the body becomes longer, while the part that’s inside the body is shorter. This makes the functional portion of the penis longer. Losing weight has other advantages: higher testosterone levels, better blood vessel function, improved nerve function, and improved self image.
All of these factors help in improving sexual function.
Yes. Men with a large pannus (the extra fat around the abdomen) tend to have a large build up of fat in the supra-pubic area. The supra-pubic area is the area above the base of the penis over the pubic bone. As this area becomes thicker with fat, the penis gets drawn inward underneath the skin, creating an appearance of shorter penis.
The actual length of the penis does not change. However, more of it’s length is imbedded underneath the fat surrounding it. In other words, more of the penis is drawn inside the body, making the portion.
Being overweight can have a significant effect on sexual performance. Excess fatty tissue will convert the naturally made male hormone, testosterone, to the female hormone, estrogen. Higher levels of estrogen are found in obese men. This problem causes lowered sex drive and lowered libido. Men with obesity have difficulty handling their penis, because the penis has retracted into the supra-pubic fat pad, as described above.
This makes it more difficult to penetrate. Men with obesity also have hypertension, diabetes, and hardening of the arteries throughout the body. These conditions damage the nerves and blood vessels that need to function properly to increase the blood flow into the penis’ spongy bodies. Therefore, obesity can cause erectile dysfunction (E.D.) or impotency. Hormonal imbalance and peripheral nerve dysfunction in obese men can also cause premature ejaculation.
Credit: Stefan Pinto
Brothers Bob and Mike Bryan share more than the same last name and mission: to dominate men’s tennis doubles. They share the same DNA. They’re identical twins who are so coordinated on the court that their opponents actually suspect they have twin telepathy.
That may have been what Leander Paes and Radek Stepanek thought when the Bryan brothers defeated them in Day 12 of the U.S. Open, winning the men’s doubles title for a record 12th Grand Slam championship.
Back in 2010 (video above), Lesley Stahl interviewed the Bryan brothers about their uncanny ability to stay in sync on-and-off the court.
“It’s freaky,” they agreed.
A woman who begins a sentence with “A real man would….”
“If you loved me you’d…”
This isn’t a damn test.
Girls that verbally abuse their SO in public
Girls that try to embarrass guys that hit on them
Girls that use sex to make people like them
Girls that need to snoop
Girls with multiple baby daddies
Girls that need the group to make decisions for them
Girls in their upper-20s and 30s that still only ever apply to part time jobs and spend the rest of the time partying despite being completely qualified and capable of landing a proper 9-5 with good pay and benefits while still complaining how they never have money for stuff. And in almost every case they are looking for a guy with solid career and good income (who they will complain can’t come out partying all the time) to sweep them up.
I’d even throw in girls that use the word, “haters” in a, “serious” tone. Using it in a joke is fine though.
I know a girl that can only go 1-3 months between boyfriends. She doesn’t know how to be independent and self-sustaining, both mentally and physically.
Obese and tries shaming me into finding her attractive.
A “what can you do for me?” attitude.
Not being able to hold up their end of the conversation, or basically sitting there and expecting to be entertained.
Their living space looks like complete shit. I’m not a neat-freak by any stretch of the imagination, but if your room still looks like it does when you were 15 you need to reevaluate your life.
A general lack of self-awareness, or just an inability to recognize that their actions have consequences.
Being comfortable and casual is one thing, but showing up to a date in pajama bottoms is weapons-grade loser.
Using the pussy pass.
Proclaiming how much she gets along with her “friends” while tearing them down behind their backs.
Using sex as means to get attention.
Placing their sense of self-worth an getting attention from men.
Crying feminism when it benefits them, crying misogyny when it doesn’t.
Talking too much about their exes.
Proclamations of “I don’t like drama.”
A general inability to take “no” for an answer.
Performing mental backflips in order to rationalize bad decision making in hindsight.
Being “proud” of their inability to handle basic food preparation or lack of domestic skills.
Wondering why they feel like shit all the time when their diet consists of mostly Cliff bars, flavored vodka, and Vitamin Water.
A lack of self discipline.
A preoccupation with what celebrities are doing with their lives.
Expects everyone else to carry her through life. Aka daddy’s little princess.
Complains about things and shows no interest in changing them.
Being 20+ and acting like 16.
A random girl that approaches insisting that I should buy her and her friends drinks. Sorry, if that’s what you’re going to lead with, you’re probably not very interesting as a person and are a money pilfering leech. I don’t buy girls that aren’t my SO/friends drinks, anyways.
Women with awfully negative personalities and then blame all of the men around them for their single status. You want to know why you’re single? Because few men want someone who is a complete drag to be around 99.999% of the time.
For me its a woman who’s only existence seems to be with you. She has no life outside you.
Women who, when a man finds them attractive but she doesn’t find him attractive, automatically labels him ‘creepy.’
Women creating drama and whoring for attention when they’re older than 16
Women constantly complaining about how all the men they date are assholes
Women doing nothing with their lives, only existing through their trophy husband
Women who always present themselves as victims to justify their incapacity at being successful and interesting
Women having a huge amount of interest in reality TV and celebrities life
Women who only listen/watch the movies/music that the radio/TV feeds them. (Passive attitude with culture and information)
If their parents pay all their bills and keep them up in a lavish lifestyle. I don’t want to become her next support.
Girls who say they don’t have many female friends because they cause drama. Almost invariably, it means they cause a shit load of drama but can’t take it when dished out to them.
No job/career – my biggest red flag.
Women who are cowardly and overly dependent on others but think that acting like a bitch makes them “strong and independent”.
Women who treat every guy they don’t know like he must be some sort of creep even if he’s done nothing to justify it.
Women who use that obnoxious (and possibly misattributed) Marilyn Monroe quote about “handling them at their worst,” usually as a way to excuse their deplorable behavior and their unwillingness/inability to do something about it.
Being super judgemental about people makes them a loser to me. Especially if it’s a snap judgement, or based of some preconceived notion.
If a girls on a high horse about everything and can do no wrong, she might as well have loser stamped on her forehead.
A girl who has a new set of girlfriends about every six months to a year. You know that girl is going to end up being a big meanie with low self-esteem.
“I have a long series of ex-boyfriends were assholes, abusive, alcoholics, etc…”
Only constant in your relationships is you.
Credit: Thought Catalog