July 14th is National Nude Day! WHAT???? Yes, it’s true!!!
National Nude Day is a way to keep cool on a hot , sticky summer day. Nudist groups around the world celebrate this holiday and take it quite seriously! Nudist’s are not perverts…even though their desire to go “au natural” might be offensive to the conservative population! Nudist’s are individuals who believe the human body is most beautiful in their natural state. Whether or not you agree with them, nudist’s encourage people to strut their stuff.
The word douchebag is one of the great words in the English vernacular. It says so much in just two syllables. Douchebag started out as an actual product but has morphed into a whole of meaning. It’s a label that tells you everything you need to know right at the away. You don’t refer to someone as a douchebag and ever have anyone ask what that means, everyone knows all they need to know.
Urban Dictionary says a douchebag is someone who has surpassed levels of jerk and asshole but is not yet a motherfucker. It’s a brilliant way to describe a douchebag, because most douchebags are harmless creatures who exist only to annoy and frustrate. Of course many douchebags become more than just mosquitoes, their bites start to hurt, and over time a douchebag can evolve into something much worse.
One of these reasons why we decided to do this article on douchbags is because I saw a photo of Justin Bieber taking multiple selfies of himself kinda working out without his shirt. When I saw that, my immediate response was, “what a douche!” But not in a negative way but rather like this guy is willing to do anything get any press for himself.
This is one of the many qualities that a douchebag has, and here are other examples on how to be a douchebag?:
- You do annoying Selfies usually with your shirt off
- You pretend that your a Pimp surrounding yourself with a lot of fake ass bitches
- You Flash your Wealth as much as you can (Money, cars, houses, boats, etc.)
- Your a Media Whore aka Bieber- You need be in the Public Eye constantly
- Your a Social Media Whore- You need to constantly need to post or write something on your Social Media Network
- You have a fake tan
- You have a barb wire tattoo
- You have a tattoo of your name on your body (Just in case you forget)
- You still wear Ed Hardy gear
- You consistently talk about how much you love your life and how much money you make?
- Acting or dressing like a rock star
- Your motto is Ho’s before Bro’s
- If your Chris Angel
- Popped Collars
- Dudes who have fake balls on their trucks
- Wearing a Visor (Half hats)
- Too much hair gel or Frosted Tips
- Weird Piercings ( Nipple, Navel, Eyebrows, Penis Piercings are Cool)
THE TEN BIGGEST DOUCHEBAGS OF ALL TIME
10. MARK SYKES.
Look the name up, go ahead, take a few moments, because I’m sure the name isn’t familiar to most, but the actions he took a century ago have managed to affect us every day. Sykes wasn’t a Prime Minister, Foreign Secretary, in fact he never held any elected posts. No he was just a lonely Foreign Service worker who at the end of World War 1 help decide which countries would be ruled by which kings in the Middle East. In one fell swoop he managed to create Arab hostility over the interference if western hands in their affairs, piss off Jewish dreams of a homeland, and lay the seed for conflict that still continues. He created Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Lebanon and all the other wonderful countries that have oil underneath their sand. Sykes is such a douche he is forgotten by history and yet his work remains.
Pontus Pilate decided he was going to release one of his prisoner. One condemned soul would be freed to live his life. Barabbas was the douchebag that was chosen instead of Jesus. Of course if Jesus doesn’t get crucified and do his whole first I’m dead now I’m not trick, Jesus doesn’t get to spread his message. Jesus was only 33, he could have been spared, spent the next 10 years preaching his hippy shit of love and peace and then been crucified so he could do his trick, but instead Barabbas got to go free. How did he spend his later years, the same way he spent his first, doing nothing, way to live up to your freedom.
8. VINNY TESTAVERDE
This is hard one to pick because Vinny did go to the U (University of Miami), but he also gave me my biggest gambling lose ever. He was leading the Jets to another awful season and finish with a last season game against Seattle. I was battling for last place in my football pool, a lot of money was on the line for whoever was lucky to finish dead last. It came down to the Jets, the team I bet, hoping they would actually lose, and that lost would win me money. It wasn’t really a hope, the Jets had played like shit since 1970 so I was feeling good, until at the end of the game Vinny leads the team down and dives for the winning touchdown. Besides the fact that he actually never made the endzone, Vinny never ran for tds, until the day I needed him to lose. Douche
7. ANYONE OSCAR VOTER WHO VOTED FOR KEVIN COSTNER AND DANCES WITH WOLVES FOR BEST PICTURE AND FIRECTOR OVER GOODFELLAS AND MARTIN SCORSSESE.
This doesn’t need to be explained.
Technically Stalin is more of an asshole monster, but for all his mass genocides and indiscriminate destruction, beneath it all was a true douchebag. The type of guy who fucks up, but instead of accepting the blame kills a million people including the people who helped him fuck up then proceeds to blame those people for the fuck up. He also sent most of his family off to Siberia in exile, but for all of Stalins shit, he never cost me money, like Vinny T.
5. HENRY KISSINGER
LBJ sends this little rat to Paris in 67 to try and make peace with Vietnam. He is part of a team that irons out all the plans and gets ready to end the war in 1968. Kissinger then tells Nixon about this, Nixon gets in touch with the South Vietnamese tells them hold out for a better deal and when I am elected I will get you it. Kissinger doesn’t tell LBJ he is sinking the plan, but soon the peace talks end, Nixon gets elected, and Kissinger becomes he loyal man bitch. The war in Vietnam continues, war comes to Laos, Cambodia and finally Chile. 5 years later Kissinger wins a Nobel prize for bringing about peace in Vietnam, of course he negotiated the exact same plan as before, except now the war has gone on 5 more years and cost more lives.
4. JOHN WILKES BOOTH
Lincoln wins the Civil War, frees the slaves and dies at a fucking musical. Booth took away the person who could have truly changed society, douchebag.
3. MARK DAVID CHAMPAN
Speaking of people who took away great people from the world. How can you shoot John Fucking Lennon, seriously I don’t care how crazy you are, or how many times you read Catcher In The Rye, it’s still Lennon. Plus like the great Bill Hicks said and then had stolen when he was dead by Dennis Leary, how can you put 7 bullets into Lennon and use none for Yoko Ono who was standing next to him? Also why not shoot Michael Jackson? Christ if MJ dies in the 80s before he molests kids his death is truly sad, so thanks Douchebag.
2. CHRIS BROWN
I’m sorry only a douchebag beats the shit out of Rhianna like that. Only a douchebag does that and shows no remorse. Only a douchebag like this would be viewed by some as a hero. Chris Brown is Ike Turner on a bad dad, least Ike played a mean guitar.
1. DONALD RUMSFELD
In the coming years Donald’s douchebag rating will only rise, as people get more time to look back and see how this man truly fucked up this world. He is Mark Sykes with an army, Stalin without the cunningness, and a Kissinger without the accent. Years from now people will read about the history of W Presidency and will paint Dick Cheney as the Darth Vader, Bush as the asshole and Rummy as the douchebag who planned a way but never thought to think about the peace. Great job taking over a country who had fought against Iran for decades and quickly turning it into Iran’s biggest friend. Good job expanding terrorism throughout the world and bringing jihad to every corner of this place. Good job letting hundreds of thousands die.
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Mother’s Day is a celebration honoring mothers and motherhood, maternal bonds, and the influence of mothers in society. It is celebrated on various days in many parts of the world, most commonly in spring. It is unique and special for brand new mothers because they get to celebrate the day with their new family. There is a whole new list of celebrity moms that will get the opportunity to celebrate the holiday for the first time. Stars like Kim Kardashian, Olivia Wilde, Fergie and Kate Middleton will have their children by their side. Check out the rest of our article to see which famous ladies welcomed new additions in time for Sunday’s celebrations, and check out the stars who are stilling watiting to celebrate Mother’s Day. Also, we want to say Happy Mother’s Day to all mothers around the World!!!
In July 2013, Kate Middleton made headlines worldwide when she gave birth to George Alexander Louis, the tiny Prince of Cambridge. She and husband Prince William likely have a very royal Mother’s Day celebration planned.
Olivia Wilde gave birth to son Otis Alexander Sudeikis — the first child for her and fiancé Jason Sudeikis — in April 2014.
Fergie became a mom for the first time when she and husband Josh Duhamel welcomed their son, Axl Jack, in August 2013.
Kim Kardashian welcomed her first child, daughter North, with Kanye West in July 2013.
Jaime King and husband Kyle Newman welcomed their adorable son, James Knight, in October 2013.
Kerry Washington and her husband, former San Francisco 49ers cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha, welcomed their daughter, Isabelle, in April 2014.
Hilaria and Alec Baldwin welcomed their daughter, Carmen, in August 2013.
CaCee Cobb gave birth to son Rocco in August 2013; he’s the first child for CaCee and husband Donald Faison.
Jennifer Love Hewitt gave birth to daughter Autumn — and married Autumn’s dad, Brian Hallisay — in November 2013.
Emily Blunt became a mom for the first time in February 2014, when she and husband John Krasinski welcomed daughter Hazel.
Mother’s Day is near and like many days it comes and passes but this May 11 it will take on more meaning than ever. At the end of November 2013 my life changed forever. I was in a store and came around the corner and found my mom slumped over. I rushed her to the hospital and found out she had brain tumors and she would be rushed into emergency surgery. Finding out the news that if I had not rushed her to the hospital she would have died her tumor was bleeding and pressing on her brain. Truth be told when they where prepping mom for surgery I didn’t know if she would live or every be able to walk and talk again.
During that moment I knew our roles would change and I would be taking care of her instead of her take care of me. I was ready to step into that role and show her as much love as she has always given me. I had lost my dad when I was young and now I had that fear of losing my mom my best friend and my life. My mom has gone way beyond her motherly duties and gave me the best life and filled everyday with an abundance of love. She taught me to be honest, caring, loving which she always taught me to believe in my dreams and has always been my biggest cheerleader even when I didn’t believe in myself. And to know she has brain cancer there are no word to describe the pain to know how many more Mother’s Day I will have with her.
You maybe going through something similar and I feel your pain but god gives us nothing we can’t handle. Mothers are the sweetest gift to us from god they go way beyond there motherly duties they are on call 24 hrs 7 days a week and their work never ends. On Mother’s Day let your mom know how much you love her and what she has done for you over the years.
Mother’s Day is not what you can buy its about the memories you make the love you show it’s about the small things. If your mom is dead or alive take a minute and remember them and always know your mom is always watching over you. Time passes and season change but one thing that always remains is the love of a mom.
Happy Mother’s Day I love you so much.
So much has happened.
SO much has happened since my last entry.
I’ve been on crazy whirlwind, riding up and down life’s proverbial roller coaster. I love it though. I owe a lot to the masses. Seeing all of your updates. Sally got a new job. Bob got married. There are People moving on up, even some of you to the east side. Seriously though, I owe a lot to the lives people broadcast online. For some reason I tune in. I see all of your success whether it is exaggerated or not. It fuels my gas guzzling fire! Well, I’ve been on the opposite side of the spectrum. John can’t afford rent. John needs a job. John could be a massive failure.
It was a dark place.
Very dark and I owe it to the Internet.
What are we doing? Sometimes I wonder what my life would be without the World Wide Web, constantly updating my every move. Trying to live up to the Facebook standard of living. Don’t get me wrong; I’m the first to admit that I LOVE broadcasting my whereabouts. The Burger joint I claimed to have found. The hike or if you’re going up Runyon, the gradual uphill walk I conquered. You can’t forget the infamous “ I took a picture with a celebrity, and we’re now best friends” Photo.
But, the other day I realized something. I was having just a normal bad day, with a normal headache with a side of normal laziness, when I pulled out my iPhone and started scrolling through my photos. I found a sick picture from a few weeks back, of an awesome time I had with some friends, and of course with a flattering angle (you know high angle make you look skinnier). I filtered the picture, typed in some positive caption and went on to live my normal bad day.
Blah blah blah, “likes your photo.”
So and so, “likes your photo.”
Finally, I realized. No one REALLY knew how I was living my life. No one knew that I lost my apartment, I lost my job, and I lost my dignity.
Once again, I owe that to the Internet.
But, it’s not all a shit storm. It propelled me to actually living the life I project for everyone to see. I hit the pavement. I got on my feet again and found an incredible apartment and I’m now working for a place where I can say my career can finally grow.
I have to say; there is a light that Facebook, Instagram and other social media sites shines. Seriously though, throughout my life I’ve met some interesting people and rather than drifting apart through the distance and the years, Its pretty awesome to know that there’s a place where I can see little glimpses of your daily lives, triumphs, and families.
I appreciate you all.
I owe it to the Internet.
Rich Kids of Beverly Hills, the new reality series from E! is a little like a younger version of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Loosely inspired by a popular Tumblr page, “Rich Kids of Instagram” (#richkidsofinstagram), Rich Kids stars Dorothy Wang and her friends, who all live lavish lifestyles funded by their wealthy parents.
Net Worth: $10 million
Instagram handle: dwanngg
Occupation: Self-described “funemployed” but says she is “looking into pursuing a career in real estate” with her father’s company.
Personal: Dorothy Wang is the daughter of Roger Wang, a billionaire mogul, and CEO of Golden Eagle International Group, which specializes in real estate development, clothing and auto repair.
Wang gained fame posting selfies on #richkidsofinstagram. She lives in Beverly Hills, where she enjoys attending lavish costume parties dressed as a vampire Marie Antoinette or spending her parent’s money shopping on Rodeo Drive.
Net Worth: $5 million
Instagram handle: boobsandloubs
Occupation: Morgan Stewart blogs about her lifestyle at BoobsAndLoubs.com (Loubs is short for Christian Louboutins, a fashion designer famous for his shoes), “For the girl creating her own future. For the boy who digs boobs.”
Personal:Stewart is dating fellow Rich Kids star Brendan Fitzpatrick.
Stewart writes about Hollywood friends like Ashton Kutcher and Leonardo DiCaprio, who she has apparently never met in person.
Instagram handle: roxysowlaty
Net Worth: $100,000
Occupation: Freelance interior designer
Personal: Sowlaty grew up in Beverly Hills, the daughter of a wealthy Persian family that owns a printing business.
Sowlaty’s monthly allowance is about to be cut off! In between frantic postings to Twitter and Instagram, she’ll try hard to get her interior-design business going.
Listen, I’m going to be honest here and say that I don’t watch the show but doesn’t matter because these women are hot. If you still doubt me check out these pictures of the rich hot women of Beverly Hills shopping today. Photo Credit: Zodiac/ Splashnews
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I don’t know about you, but in 2014 I want to be successful!
Whether it is in photography, music or writing. I just want to be highly successful. Of course, I want to be successful for the fame and money, but I also want to inspire people to become successful. As an Asian American, growing up in America, there weren’t many role models for me to look up to with the exception of my father and Bruce Lee. I am thankful that I had those two influences in my life because I would have been a lost soul. I want to find other people who can inspire people to achieve great things in their own lives.
BLW is introducing a section about people you may or may not know but they are well-known in their own fields and now they are starting to make noise for the whole world to hear. We decided to start this because we as a society are always looking for heroes or someone to look up to as a role model. Ynfortunately, we sometimes look for it in all the wrong places. So, we decided to dedicate an article about people, who you should inspire to be or are least gain some knowledge about how to be successful just like them. “Alone we fall, but together we stand.”
Jillian Leigh Murray is an American actress. She is perhaps best known for her roles as Portlyn on Sonny With a Chance and as Heather in An American Carol. Murray made her film debut in the independent film Deep Toad as Natashia. She was later cast in Fifty Pills as Jayne, followed by Legacy also known as Pretty Little Devils. Her first leading role was The Fun Park. In 2009, Murray portrayed Gwen Adams in the romantic comedy American High School. She later played Heather in An American Carol, Abby Graves in The Graves, and Lex Mitchell in Forget Me Not. Murray starred in a recurring role on the Disney Channel original series Sonny With a Chance, playing Portlyn. She had a role in Cougar Hunting playing the lead Penelope (Lara Flynn Boyle’s daughter), as well as in Wild Things: Foursome playing Brandi Cox. Murray’s face and body were used as the model for the character of Liara T’soni in the Mass Effect franchise of video games. She recently appeared in the premier episode of the 2011 revival of the reality series Fear Factor(where she came in second place) In 2012, Murray starred alongside Danny Trejo and Ron Perlman in the action film Bad Ass.