Animals are Better than Humans – They’re better Wingmen

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A crow has been caught catching a ride on the back of a bald eagle in mid-flight. The cheeky ride was captured by amateur photographer Phoo Chan in Seaback, Washington. “It was as if it was taking a short break and at the same time a free ride. What’s more surprising was the eagle didn’t seem to mind and kept flying as if nothing happened,” MailOnline quotes Chan as saying.

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“I think the crow decided to land on the eagle because the eagle did not respond to its harassment so it landed briefly and then left. Eventually the crow flew away and the eagle continued to hunt for its breakfast.”

Chan said the birds went off in different directions but reckons that after their brief encounter they had become friends.

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Flashback Friday – Smooth Criminal & Bad (Michael Jackson)

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Moment of Zen: Pentatonix – Michael Jackson Tribute

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WRITTEN BY RYAN FU @FU_BEATZ

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again, “Music can save you life.” It might not rescue you from a burning building or keep you warm when your freezing but it can lift your spirits up when your down. It can transport you to a place you can call home and be a refuge from pain. It motivates you to do amazing things that you didn’t think was possible. Most importantly, it is the fast way to connect to our emotions and unlock what we are feeling at that exact moment. Whether it be when we’re fucking pissed off and want to destroy everything or we’re so sad that we want to eat a gallon of ice cream. Music can put us in place of ZEN.

OUR MOMENT OF ZEN: Pentatonix – Michael Jackson Tribute

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Pentatonix, the five-piece a cappella group that first drew television audiences during its Season 3 win on NBC’s “The Sing-Off,” has again looked toward evolution to continue its success.

Monday, Pentatonix released the latest in its “Evolution of” cover series, this time honoring the musical history of the late pop megastar Michael Jackson. The five-minute medley transitions from MJ’s younger years with the Jackson Five – “I Want You Back” and “ABC” – through “Billie Jean,” “Thriller” and “Bad,” before ending with the 1995 hit “You Are Not Alone.”

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Animals are Better than Humans – They stay Cute (Timelapse of Puppies running for Food)

Golden retriever cheese pups Colby & Bleu make the run for dinner over the course of about 9 months. Watch them grow!

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Animals are Better than Humans – Service Dogs calms down person with Aspergers

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According to Danielle JacobsThis is what having aspergers is like. Please no negative comments this really happened and it’s not easy to open myself and share what it’s like on a daily basis. This is what’s considered a meltdown. Yes Samson is alerting. I trained him to alert to depressive episodes and self harm not both but he alerted. It appears the response is late but it’s actually supposed to be as I’m coming out of the meltdown as I tend to have a panic attack after.

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Animals are Better than Humans – They believe in Teamwork (Raccoon hitchhikes on an Alligator)

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A man walking in a national forest in central Florida has captured a rare image of a raccoon appearing to ride on the back of an alligator.

Richard Jones was walking with his family in the Ocala National Forest when they spotted the alligator.

He believes his son startled the raccoon while trying to take a picture of the reptile.

The image has become an internet sensation since the photo was taken on Sunday morning.

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Mr Jones told local television station WFTV that he “snapped a lucky picture right when the gator slipped into the water and before the raccoon jumped off and scurried away”.

“Without the context you’d think the raccoon was hitching a ride across the river,” he told the television station.

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Fu’s Politically Incorrect Review – Jurassic World (Spoiler Alert: Everyone Dies!!!)

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WRITTEN BY RYAN FU @FU_BEATZ

Located off the coast of Costa Rica, the Jurassic World luxury resort provides a habitat for an array of genetically engineered dinosaurs, including the vicious and intelligent Indominus rex. When the massive creature escapes, it sets off a chain reaction that causes the other dinos to run amok. Now, it’s up to a former military man and animal expert (Chris Pratt) to use his special skills to save two young brothers and the rest of the tourists from an all-out, prehistoric assault.

First off, it never gets old seeing dinosaurs on the silver screen. It’s just brings me back when I was 12 years old but just like the first film I wanted every single dinosaur to kill everyone on the island. Because let’s face we’ve been on top the evolution chain for a relatively long time and we still don’t act any better than the animals we eat or control. Just like a high school party that you got invited to by one of your friends, someone people are cool and the rest of the people at the party are fucking assholes that need to be eaten by a T-Rex.

That’s what happens at this party. People are having a good time then someone had to make a genetically modified organisms into a dinosaur. Yes, those three evil letters (GMO), you’ve been taught to stay away from in the supermarkets. Basically, this Indominus Rex aka asshole, decided to ruin the party. Apparently, the mad scientists decided to create a killing machine that not only kills for food but also kills for fun, so she’s a giant bitch.

But I would be pissed off as well, if I was captive in isolation for most my life. Plus, if my diet consisted of a whole cow everyday, I would be agitated as well craving for some greens or at least a better menu selection. So, like all smart and highly dangerous animals, especially the ones who’s been spliced by the baddest predators, you would think it would be guarded by a team of former military types, which it isn’t of course. It’s guarded by one fat security dude eating a four course meal while on duty. So, naturally it easily out wits Paul Blart the mall cop and runs amok on the park killing humans (Yay!), but also killing dinosaurs (Boo!)

In that sad scene when the GMO dinosaur injures the Brontosaurus, leaving it to slowly die with Star Lord and Bryce Dallas Howard, I’ve never wanted anybody to die as badly as I did to see the Brontosaurs making one last attempt to eat off Bryce Dallas’s ridiculous BOB haircut. But I understand it is a herbivore and it has better taste. Bryce finally realized after numerous people had died along with dinosaurs and her own nephews’ lives were at risk that maybe we shouldn’t have created this killing machine and maybe we should stop it.

But just like how you have a feeling that you’ve stayed too long at party when you know it’s already over, the Indominus Rex has stopped the park’s security forces feeble attempt to stop it, causing havoc at the park which eventually takes control of the park. In one last pathic attempt, the humans decide to use Raptors that Chris Pratt has trained in order to hunt another killer dinosaur, but of course it back fires because the genetically modified dinosaur is fluent in English, Spanish, Rapanese and Real Talk.

And Real Talk. The modified dinosaur told the other Raptors, “Yo, fuck these humans.” The human’s plan backfires again as the Raptors start hunting and killing the humans. But finally, someone decides to throw out Indominus Rex out of the party because she was getting way too fucked up. But the humans don’t come to the rescue as the dinosaurs do come out to help the humans. Which brings me to my point again that animals are better than humans. This movie was really enjoyable and I highly recommend it.

One final note, if they decided to keep making modified dinosaurs, I think it would be a lot like the 90’s tv show Dinosaurs, which follows the life of a family of dinosaurs, living in a modern world. They have TVs, fridges, etc. The only humans around are cavemen, who are viewed as pets and wild animals.

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Fu’s Observations:

– I know I shitted on Paul Blart but I’ve watched both movies. Highly enjoyable.
– Did Bryce Dallas Howard have that haircut to make her be hated more because it worked.
– So, glad that the black guy didn’t die in which I still think Samuel Jackson is still alive. (We just saw a black severed arm, that doesn’t necessarily mean that it was his arm, you racists.)
– How come that snooty evil Asian scientist didn’t die?
– Can you genetically modify a racists dinosaur?
– Are there gay or bisexual dinosaurs? That new dinosaur had to be transgendered. I would believe the LGBT community would get behind it.
– Those kids parents definitely still divorced. One of those Pterodactyls definitely left the island and now is a legal immigrant in Texas, working as an insurance agent.
– You have no idea where Costa Rica is on a map. You just know its down there somewhere.

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Trust your Spidey Senses!!! – Ways to better listen to your Intuition

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“There is a growing body of anecdotal evidence, combined with solid research efforts, that suggests intuition is a critical aspect of how we humans interact with our environment and how, ultimately, we make many of our decisions,” said Ivy Estabrooke of the Office of Naval Research, who is investigating the power of intuition which has helped troops make important and quick decisions during combat.

Whether it’s deciding which job to take, which direction to turn when you’re lost, or how to handle a conflict in your family, intuition sometimes knows better than the rational mind. The problem is that many of us have buried that little voice so deeply within, we have a hard time hearing or feeling where it is guiding us.

The good news is that your intuition is still there, you merely have to learn to hear it again.

THE INTUITIVE WAY: THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO INCREASING YOUR AWARENESS

TO BETTER LISTEN TO YOUR INTUITION, TRY:

  1. Meditation:  Spend time in silence, simply listening.

  2. Commune with nature:  Aim to get at least sometime outside every single day.

  3. Creativity:  Tap into your internal artist by drawing, writing, painting, or making music.
  4.  Learn to listen:  In general, listen to friends, families, silence, and yourself.
  5.  Be body conscious:  Learn to appreciate the little signs and signals from your body, when it tells you it’s tired, joyful, in need of love, or getting sick.
  6.  Let go:  Warm up to the idea that you don’t have to control everything. Life is going to happen whether you overthink it or not. Relax.

  7. Stay positive:  A 2013 study in the journal Psychological Science found that being in a good mood boosted participant’s abilities to make intuitive calls in a word game. So smile!

Working on becoming more intuitive requires you to adopt healthier habits and a healthier mindset. These are things that are good for your mental, emotional, and physical wellbeing, no matter your end goal. And if cultivated regularly, they could lend themselves to better decision making and more happiness overall.

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Animals are better than Humans – Service Dog protects his blind owner from an oncoming school bus!!!

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According to Yahoo News, in BREWSTER, N.Y. – A service dog threw himself in front of a mini school bus to try to protect his blind owner and stayed by her side as emergency responders tended to the injured pair, authorities said.

Both Figo, the golden retriever, and his owner, Audrey Stone, were on the mend Tuesday, a day after the collision with the mini school bus in Brewster.

“The dog took a lot of the blow,” Brewster Police Chief John Del Gardo said. “And he did not want to leave her side. He stood right with her. He was there to save her.”

The driver said he didn’t see the pair crossing the road. He was given a summons for failing to yield to a pedestrian. The two kindergarteners on the bus weren’t injured.

Paul Schwartz, who manages a gas station at the intersection, ran over to help.

“The dog didn’t want to leave her side,” Schwartz said. “He was flopping over to her, and she didn’t want him to get away from her, either. She kept screaming” Figo’s name, said Schwartz. “We kept telling her he was fine.”

“He let us wrap up his leg without any problem. He wasn’t barking or crying or yelping. But he kept pulling toward her,” Schwartz said.

The dog wasn’t allowed in the ambulance; he was taken to the veterinarian in a fire vehicle. Figo and Stone were both visibly upset by the separation, Schwartz said.

Stone, 62, suffered a broken ankle, elbow and ribs and a head wound and was still hospitalized Tuesday in Danbury, Connecticut, the police chief said.

Figo underwent surgery and has a leg splint. Schwartz said Figo’s leg was cut down to the bone. He’ll remain at a veterinary hospital until Stone is able to care for him.

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