The Dragon’s Philosophy – Be Legendary

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The Truth Hurts – The Most Dangerous thing for Women

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Knowledge is Power – You are what you Eat

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Poetry Mondays – 90210 by Ryan Fu (The Hated Ones)

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I fucking hate everyone here.

This whole city

can go to hell.

These old money,

trust fund fucks

with their lip injection

fake smiles.

More evil than

Jabba the Hut

with their botox shots,

treating everyone like cunts.

These men with their

power suits,

power lunches,

money is power types.

Guarded

&

protected by

high walls with racists pigs,

which even Mr. Orwell

would’ve been horrified with.

Keep hiding behind

your glass houses.

Cause I see through you,

I see all your cracks.

When the “Big One” hits

I hope it strikes here first,

swallowing this whole place

back down to hell.

If there is any justice left in the world,

it will happen.

If not, I’ll just keep

praying to Satan.

RYAN FU

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Throwback Thursday – The Times They Are A Changin (Bob Dylan)

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You’ll be drenched to the bone. If your time to you is worth savin’ Then you better start swimmin’ or you’ll sink like a stone. For the times they are a-changin‘.

Fu’s Politically Incorrect Review – Halt and Catch Fire Season 2 (The ONLY reason why to watch this season)

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WRITTEN BY RYAN FU @FU_BEATZ

Halt and Catch Fire Season 2

The ONLY reason why to watch this season of Halt and Catch Fire

Ever since its debut last year, Halt and Catch Fire was one of my favorite shows to come out of AMC, who created shows like Breaking Bad, Mad Men and The Walking Dead. All these shows had the same thing in common with HCF, which was they were all unconventional, had good story telling and the characters were great. Halt and Catch Fire was about this group, mainly four characters that wanted to break from the norm creating something new and exciting. They saw something that was going to be a game changer but like all things that are worth it, they were going to have to face adversities along the way. At the end of season one of HCF, they accomplished their goal but it took a toll on all them causing them to break apart and separate paths. This new season of HCF, I’ve already watched four episodes of the show and this is the first review about it, which might be the last because I just feel it’s not a good enough show that it was last year to even watch anymore of it. For me at least, there’s only one reason why I’ll watch the rest of the season, which might be the saving grace of the show.

Halt and Catch Fire is set in the 1980s, when it was described at the time as the Wild West of computer design. As a nerd and geek like myself, any show about coding, computers and tech talk, I’m totally down with. But the difference between this show with another shows that are loosely based on computer designs, there was something cool and dangerous about it. Building computers back the day was like building rocketships. There was a feeling that you were making history. Plus, being born in the 80s, the show brings back fond memories, even though I was only a child, there’s a familiarity with the show. Like they play dope ass 80s music, which at the time I heard them, I thought they were dumb but now hearing a David Bowie song puts me in a great mood. What also puts me in a great mood, is good story telling which HCF had.

It’s essentially a group of outcasts trying to build a better version of a computer that would compete with the dominant IBM computer at the time. I’ve always liked the story of David and Goliath. The underdog taking on the giants even though they might not a chance to win, but they are still willing to try. This is why I liked the show because the characters know they are going up against a huge corporate monster but they just don’t give a fuck because they believe in themselves and their vision of a better computer. You feel for the characters and you want them to succeed even though they might fail miserably. But a story wouldn’t be great without the actors who play the characters.

HCF has an underrated cast lead by Lee Pace (The Elven King) who plays Joe Macmillan the boss’s son of IBM, which is now the leader of this rag tag team. I loved his character because he is willing to do anything or step on anyone to fullfill his goal and shit on his father. I loved his character like Cameron Howe played by Mackenzie Davis, who was punk before punk had a name. Together they are more of a destructive couple than Sid and Nancy. But we love that shit but to balance that craziness we have the normal husband and wife duo of Gordon and Donna Clark, which could have been neighbors on Leave to Beaver but at end of the season begin to unravel and turn into their bat shit crazy counterparts. Who wouldn’t love this show, but it all changed when they accomplished their goal.

Once they built the computer they always wanted, Joe ran away to get married and in the process became normal. While Cameron built her own shit, a company called Mutiny to create a never been done online gaming community, which is cool but she’s not that crazy anymore. She is trying to be a leader to a group of programmers at Mutiny, which she was to show she has her shit together with Gordon’s wife Donna. The Cameron and Donna duo is fun, but nowhere exciting as it was with Joe. Meanwhile, Gordon is just a stay at home, cokehead dad, which was fun for a second then he stopped. As you can see, I think we should get the band together even though they were dysfunctional as fuck and wanted to kill each other every single second. At least, it was watchable, which I can’t say the show is now. I would call a Mutiny if I were its showrunners. Which brings me back to the ONLY reason why to watch HCF? Joshua Hoover.

I know what you are thinking? Who the fuck? Joshua Hoover is a great up and coming actor, which you’ve probably seen him in those Mountain Dew commercials with the dancing Moose head in the background. I know right, you already love this dude. Granted, I am good friends with Hoover (probably not after this review), which doesn’t sway me from the fact he’s the only reason why to watch this season of Halt of Catch Fire. Joshua plays Bodie, one of the programmers of Mutiny, in which he basically steals every scene he’s in. I don’t know how times this season I was about to fall asleep during the show, then Bodie came out of nowhere with his underwear waking me up from my slumber. 

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Here’s further evidence he’s saving the show. There was a scene last episode with Cameron and Tom Rendon, a new programmer played by Mark O’Brien is in the closet together playing first version of Call of Duty, when they have a great idea and are about to make out, which at this point of it was dozing off, when Bodie came out of nowhere to figuratively shoot both of them dead with his toy gun, which I shouted to the tv, “thank god.”

The show is boring and maybe you can get those crazy kids back together to save the show but right now the ONLY reason to watch the show is Bodie aka Joshua Hoover. You may want to disagree with me but watch every episode this season and the one episode he wasn’t in, didn’t you wanted to kill yourself because it was so boring. After you re-watch those episodes, check out his Mountain Dew with the dancing Moose and tell me you don’t love this dude.

Check out our Season One Reviews for HCF

1984 (We are the Future)

Giant (Pressure makes Diamons and weeds out the Timid)

214s (Here’s to the Crazy Ones)

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Dogs before Hoes – Girlfriend demands boyfriend to get RID of Beagle (Would you ever let go of your pets for someone?)

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When Reddit user Getzen moved in with his girlfriend, he had no idea just how much she disliked his little Beagle, Molly.

She actually disliked her so much that she demanded Molly be re-homed which would clearly be devastating to both Getzen and Molly. After a bit of thinking he decided to post an ad on Craigslist. After reading through it things will start to make sense.

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Would you ever let go of your pets for someone?

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The Truth Hurts – Your attitude sucks, change it before you get in trouble with yourself

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Summer is here!!! – The Top Summer Fashion items for 2015 by Phoebe Price

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WRITTEN BY Phoebe Price @PHOEBEDENISE

Summer is here and fashion is in full bloom from the hottest trends to having your best summer looks all season long.

Bikinis are big this summer but there’s another trend its everyday wearable bikini bra top that is nude see through mesh and where the nip is its cover by flowers, hearts or stars. They come in every color and they sell out as soon and they get them in stock.

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Miley Cyrus made this look hip by wear nipple covers but this bikini bra  keeps you more cover and in the right places.  Wear it to the beach or with a pair of cutoffs and flats you will have them staring all summer long. Best place to find is in boutiques or websites like shopplanetblue.com. 

Jungle print isn’t just for safaris its back and bigger than ever from camouflage greens, rust, whites and Browns anything camo goes this season. From jumpsuits with palm leaves and graphic African prints theses looks are stunning and simple. With a very busy outfit, always think less is best let the dress, jumpsuit be the main focal point if the outfit is more on the solid side then you can go a little more extreme with the accessories also think bold chunky pieces to really make the look pop. A good place to shop to find this look is top shop and if you don’t live near one always go to there website because usually the pieces are well priced and tends to follow the trends since a lot of celebrity clients shop there.

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The next big fashion trend is floral flowers everywhere from 2 piece top and skirt to a short romper big bold summery prints are here to stay. Dress them up or wear them to a ball game wearing flowers you cant go wrong and don’t be afraid to experiment with different floral patterns. Best place to find this look would be at a department store like Macy’s or Bloomingdale’s these stores offer a variety of looks. We’ve talked about some outfits so now let’s talk about some accessories shoes are an important part of a outfit.

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Usually the first thing people look at is your shoes and this summer gladiator shoes or one of 2015 must haves. From Flats to high heels gladiator winding crisscross shoes can either wind up your legs are just come to the calf from black to snakeskin find the right length for your legs. Let’s your feet do the talking find at dept store or at Top Shop.

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Last but not least the final must have for summer is a hat. The sun can cause serious problems for our skin and to protect your face and to make your outfit looked pulled together from head to toe a hat is the way to go choose the right shape for your face and larger brim for the day when your in the sun and a smaller brim like a fedora at night to pull your look together. Linen straw or felt hats can take your look from the ordinary to extraordinary.

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The Sailboat & the Lighthouse by Ryan Fu (Happy Father’s Day – Miss you Dad)

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Just give it up bro.

Fighting off 

your second heart attack 

making the doctors 

&

nurses

jumpstart you 

like you were an old Mercedes

with a faded car battery. 

I wanted you to stop, 

end your suffering 

&

move on 

to your next adventure. 

But it wasn’t in you to quit. 

It wasn’t in your nature 

to give up. 

Growing up I never seen you 

take a days off 

always being a steady workhorse. 

You were a fighter all the way 

to the end. 

You fought in hundreds of battles

fighting off your demons. 

But we couldn’t see you 

suffer anymore. 

We had to throw in the towel. 

You wouldn’t go down

for your own good

because you wanted to die 

on your shield. 

You were a warrior,

a teacher,

a businessman,

a husband.

You were my father.

But you look foreign to me

laying in your death-bed

looking weak 

frail 

a shell of your former 

strong lively self.

You just lay there waiting 

for the boatman to ferry you across 

to the next world

staring past your family 

at the foot of your bed 

looking at that whack ass art print

in your room of a tiny sailboat 

heading towards a lighthouse.

The meaning was simple 

but I wonder if it was meant to be there

making your transition easier. 

In any case, 

this was your last voyage,

saying our goodbyes.

We will all miss you.

O Captain! My Captain!

Take to the rough seas 

one last time

&

head towards the light

onto your next adventure.

RYAN FU

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