TIL THAT DAY
BY DOC G @rorymcqueen33
I believe Oswald acted alone. That aliens have made contact with mankind and I believe that somewhere, Elvis Fucking Presley is alive and enjoying his 80th birthday. I believe even though there is no evidence to justify my belief, but I have faith, faith in something more powerful then myself, I have faith in The King.
Sadly the older I get the less I believe in. I once believed Oswald was a pawn of the CIA and the mob, then I got older and realized the CIA fucks everything up and no one in the mob can ever keep their mouths shut.
I tried religion, karma, Buddhism, but in the end it always left me asking more questions. Like how can you be punished in this life for the bad karma you did in the last life, since the point of karma or life is to learn lessons and one can’t learn a lesson from a mistake they don’t remember making? Explain how making a child be born retarded (is that the correct term or are we using mentally disabled?) Either way explain how a retarded child learns any lesson except that life sucks? It’s not like they knew in a past life (if there are ones) that they were a bad guy. To everyone around this retarded (I think I used the maximum amount of retards in one piece) child the world is seen as just evil. An innocent baby is born fucked up because god wanted it or karma deemed it, what kind of messed up god punishes babies that way, not Elvis, that’s for sure.
The real question is why do I want the King to be alive? Why do I want this god to be turning 80, probably having trouble getting out of bed most days and having the bladder size of a snail? Why would I want to see a towering figure of my dreams reduced to an old decrypt man, because let’s be honest if the king is alive, the life he is living has to be surely affected by the mass quantities of narcotics he consumed in his lifetime. A man cannot survive on uppers, downers and fried peanut butter sandwiches for years and expect to suffer nothing on the back 9 (I speak from anticipation).
I want the king to be alive for one simple reason, it makes me smile, because it means anything is possible. So I wait, and I pray, because one day the King will saunter back to reclaim his throne.
I wait til that day…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELVIS